About neuroticocomic

I was born a long, long, time ago in Kansas, inside a hollow log. Then I grew up, and went to college in Oklahoma, where I learned from kindly alcoholic artists. Then I moved to Dallas, Texas, where I worked at a fancy art studio for a zillion years. Then the studio went belly-up, and my friend Kim and I have freelanced ever since. We try to make as much money as we can for food, clothing, shelter, 44 oz. Diet Cokes, computers, art supplies and other essentials. Now, between advertising projects, I am working on my new comic “Neurotico.” Hope you will enjoy all of my cartoons and won't send me hate mail. Cause I love you all!

Drawing With Dad 1

My daughter and I discovered by accident, that DoodleCast records videos of drawings AND sound. We did several silly drawings with funny commentary that we would like to share with you. You can even hear my wife nagging me in the background! This is much better than all of those naked yoots trying to have sex with each other on that junky show the real life. This gives you a look into the life of a boring old guy and his feisty offspring as they create works of art that would make Picasso cry with jealousy! Sit back, enjoy, and come back for new videos, as I release them…

Granny Panties(I Can Do Anything)!

My daughter and I like to roam around coming up with stupid songs. She is fascinated  by the silly underpants known as Granny Panties. So much so, that she created this toe tapper…

“Granny panties are great, granny panties are fun,

while wearing them, I can walk on the sun!

Granny panties make me laugh, and they make me cry,

while wearing them, if I eat poison, I won’t die!

I put on my granny panties, not a moment too soon,

while wearing them, I don’t need a suit to walk on the moon!”

That’s as far as she got, but the kid show promise. She has the potential to be even dumber than her Dad!

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Merry Neurotic Christmas!

Merry Christmas peeps! I hope that this post finds you all well, and ready for a great 2017.

Each year, I take a silly pop artist’s album cover and make a twisted version of it, with yours truly instead of of some semi-naked chick. I fell in love with the artwork from a Grimes album this year, and had to do a parody of it. I hope you all enjoy the sexiness! This is EXACTLY what I looked like last night, as I waited for Santa to bring me lots of Star Trek stuff…

 

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Whoever Wins, We Lose, The T-Shirt!

One hundred million zillion trillion people voted for me to do this t-shirt and put it on Zazzle, so here it is! It is in the Neurotico store at the following address:

http://www.zazzle.com/whoever_wins_we_lose_hillary_vs_trump_t_shirt-235241334106267935?rf=238747698537306965

Good night all, and good luck!

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Vote Early-Vote Often!

Greetings fellow humans! I was thinking about making this into a t-shirt for my Zazzle store. Do you think it would sell? If not, I am not going to waste any time going beyond this color comp. It is supposed to be a parody of the Alien Vs. Predator movie poster, but that may have gotten lost in the shuffle.

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Star Trek 50th Anniversary Comic

Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway!  Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…neurotico_panel-29-redshirt-st_1