Merry Christmas everyone! It is that time again, when people are stressed out about company parties, shopping, and hanging our with unsavory extended family members. It is also the time when we make our year end music compilation, and the art that goes with it. Hope you like it and all of your holiday activities!
Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway! Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…
Here is another 25 year old comic that I unearthed. There are so many odd things happening in this image that I am not sure where to start! For one thing, why am I not using my real name? Second, why are there two cartoon characters I created when I was a kid trying to explain the joke? Third, would anyone but an old Okie understand the “so hungry that my stomach thinks my throats been cut” reference? Fourth, why does one of the scientists look like the songwriter from the band Yello? Fifth, who is the tiny guy up in the corner with the bow tie? So many questions-so little time!
Ok, your Mom would probably like it. Unless she is a crackhead or hobo. Hobos definitely get riled up about this cartoon. I showed it to some local gentlemen in a box car on the other side of the tracks, and they threw their pork and beans at me, and chased me half way home! Hobos are fast!
Have you purchased the new movie on blue-ray? Got your Star Wars toothpaste? Underwear? Oranges? The list of Star Wars products is endless! Maybe, you can pick up these as well…
Lately, it seems the writing staff here at Neurotico can only write jokes about toots. Looks like I am going to have to put them back on a straight bread and water diet, and chain them to their desks again! Let them out in the sun for ten minutes a month, and they lose their focus…
I have several cartoons I really want to draw, but first I must get some work that pays cash money, instead of Scooby Snacks! I am redoing my resume with wacky icons, so that maybe someone will actually read it, when I apply for on-line projects. Now when it is thrown in the trash, it will be tossed with style!
Speaking of amazing stupidity, do you think this will get me sued?
Adobe is coming out with a cool new program called Character Animator, and you can animate characters with your computer camera! Your character copies what you do and say! Down side is that my super spaz inner self will REALLY show up on my Crybaby character. Maybe that will be a good thing! Happy accident! Anyway, here are some mouths I have done for various sounds. Stay tuned for future stupidness!
is a nice guy until he gets behind the wheel! Than he needs serious anger management!
This cartoon is dedicated to my friend J.D. Bergner, that died a week ago of aplastic anemia. He, unlike Dwayne here, was a man of exceptional character-a good, kind man, that I am proud to have called a friend. We created a silly skit featuring Punk Pete and the Punkwheats in high school. I look forward to doing that silly dance again, in heaven, when we meet again…
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