Granny Panties(I Can Do Anything)!

My daughter and I like to roam around coming up with stupid songs. She is fascinated  by the silly underpants known as Granny Panties. So much so, that she created this toe tapper…

“Granny panties are great, granny panties are fun,

while wearing them, I can walk on the sun!

Granny panties make me laugh, and they make me cry,

while wearing them, if I eat poison, I won’t die!

I put on my granny panties, not a moment too soon,

while wearing them, I don’t need a suit to walk on the moon!”

That’s as far as she got, but the kid show promise. She has the potential to be even dumber than her Dad!

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Merry Neurotic Christmas!

Merry Christmas peeps! I hope that this post finds you all well, and ready for a great 2017.

Each year, I take a silly pop artist’s album cover and make a twisted version of it, with yours truly instead of of some semi-naked chick. I fell in love with the artwork from a Grimes album this year, and had to do a parody of it. I hope you all enjoy the sexiness! This is EXACTLY what I looked like last night, as I waited for Santa to bring me lots of Star Trek stuff…

 

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Whoever Wins, We Lose, The T-Shirt!

One hundred million zillion trillion people voted for me to do this t-shirt and put it on Zazzle, so here it is! It is in the Neurotico store at the following address:

http://www.zazzle.com/whoever_wins_we_lose_hillary_vs_trump_t_shirt-235241334106267935?rf=238747698537306965

Good night all, and good luck!

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Vote Early-Vote Often!

Greetings fellow humans! I was thinking about making this into a t-shirt for my Zazzle store. Do you think it would sell? If not, I am not going to waste any time going beyond this color comp. It is supposed to be a parody of the Alien Vs. Predator movie poster, but that may have gotten lost in the shuffle.

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Star Trek 50th Anniversary Comic

Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway!  Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…neurotico_panel-29-redshirt-st_1

Return of the Undead Comic

Here is another 25 year old comic that I unearthed. There are so many odd things happening in this image that I am not sure where to start! For one thing, why am I not using my real name? Second, why are there two cartoon characters I created when I was a kid trying to explain the joke? Third, would anyone but an old Okie understand the “so hungry that my stomach thinks my throats been cut” reference? Fourth, why does one of the scientists look like the songwriter from the band Yello? Fifth, who is the tiny guy up in the corner with the bow tie? So many questions-so little time!

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