My first book, “Neurotico, Comics O’ Plenty, Volume One!” is available on Amazon! Free sample cartoons to see before you buy! https://www.amazon.com/Neurotico-Comics-Plenty-One/dp/B0FR1JVQWZ/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1E3HHJI7ZT2FZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hgfnxcZL2GcXEa2alolpnIPUivIpRKM8OLbW-tZ4733GjHj071QN20LucGBJIEps.RG9Bep6bTt4GbI8ew7Ss-p9ZyyYg9QpPM032II5cl3o&dib_tag=se&keywords=neurotico+comics&qid=1761065057&sprefix=neurotico+comics%2Caps%2C138&sr=8-1
It’s nearly Halloween, so it’s time to get your holiday haircuts! Just don’t ask Wolvie for one…
AI held a virtual knife to my back and made me make this cartoon. And yes, he liked the hands like that!
Look at all of these neat nerd, zombie, and Crybaby shirts! They are all pretty cheap-much less than all the underground band shirts I am known to buy. Please check it out!
https://neurotico-shoppe.printify.me
After decades of toil and suffering, the new store is up! It’s not just comic stuff, but halloween t-shirts, stickers and much more! Please check it out, because I can’t eat air!
https://neurotico-shoppe.printify.me
It’s time to look at a very sensitive subject. I would rather not, but the weird artists in the basement thought this was funny. As long as they don’t rattle their chains too much, and demand too much food, I will humor them.
Here is something I whipped up with my 100 percent organic hands, showing the evolution of artists from highly respected individuals, to lowly servants that have to compete more and more with the T-1000s! As an aside, I was told that the bright colors of our cartoons were scalding many people’s retinas. I asked the art servants why they used such bright colors, and they mumbled something about black light posters, as crumbs of psychedelic mushrooms fell out of their mouths. You just can get good indentured servants these days!
The job market is so bad, that the artists we keep locked in our basement, don’t want to leave! Escape attempts are down a whopping thirty-five percent over the last six months! Employee satisfaction is up six points to top off at negative forty-two percent! At this rate, Neurotico should be able to crank out the cartoons!
What in tarnation is going on? Two posts on the blog in two days? And a new cartoon? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
Holy Smokes! The AI version of the Neurotico Crybaby has been unleashed! And just in time for nuclear winter! Don’t be too sad for him though-he has plenty of Twinkies and egg nog in his fallout shelter.
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