Whoever Wins, We Lose, The T-Shirt!

One hundred million zillion trillion people voted for me to do this t-shirt and put it on Zazzle, so here it is! It is in the Neurotico store at the following address:

http://www.zazzle.com/whoever_wins_we_lose_hillary_vs_trump_t_shirt-235241334106267935?rf=238747698537306965

Good night all, and good luck!

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Vote Early-Vote Often!

Greetings fellow humans! I was thinking about making this into a t-shirt for my Zazzle store. Do you think it would sell? If not, I am not going to waste any time going beyond this color comp. It is supposed to be a parody of the Alien Vs. Predator movie poster, but that may have gotten lost in the shuffle.

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It’s the Season When a Young Man’s Fancy…

turns to sheer panic! November and December are terrible for freelance artists, since work dries up when everyone turns their attention to surviving their aunt’s 10 year old fruitcake, and fights over politics with family members. I would sell my sperm for cash, but no one wants middle aged sperm with kinked up tails that swim in circles. As it is, I survive the winter months on my fat reserves, iron will, and frenzied portfolio work. Here is one of the layouts I have created. Which do you like best?

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Art From the Dustbin of History…

Here is artwork I did for a web company that will not be used. Rather than let all traces of it  be deleted from existence, I thought that I would post it here. It is like the “anchovy from a pizza nobody wanted” from Steven cartoons. A sad work of art that rejected just because. I hope you like it! It will increase the drawing’s self-esteem if you do!

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Junky, Cut-Rate, Subpar Work Cartoon

I have been so busy with work lately, that I have not been able to do any new cartoons! I feel guilty about luring poor souls to my blog, with the promise of new har har yucks, and not delivering! So here you go-a crappy, sloppy place holder for what should have been a finely crafted illustration!

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