Merry Neurotic Christmas!

Merry Christmas peeps! I hope that this post finds you all well, and ready for a great 2017.

Each year, I take a silly pop artist’s album cover and make a twisted version of it, with yours truly instead of of some semi-naked chick. I fell in love with the artwork from a Grimes album this year, and had to do a parody of it. I hope you all enjoy the sexiness! This is EXACTLY what I looked like last night, as I waited for Santa to bring me lots of Star Trek stuff…

 

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Star Trek 50th Anniversary Comic

Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway!  Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…neurotico_panel-29-redshirt-st_1

No Jokes For You!

Greetings All! I have finished a month working on-site on a top secret project. I was locked in a clean room with no cell phones or internet connection. I haven’t had time to work on cartoons, or even write any. In fact, the whole time I was voyaging to downtown Dallas on a daily basis, I didn’t think of a single funny idea. Downtown Dallas is not funny. Not one bit. Not a thing about it amusing. It took between 45 minutes and two hours to get to work each day. Once there, a primal battle for expensive parking spaces ensued. Then, at lunch time, I had to walk the gauntlet of hobos to get lunch. Never before has walking to get a tasteless Subway sandwich been so dangerous! The project and the people I worked with were the bright point of the last month. They were all great. Downtown Dallas, not so much.

Speaking of things that are really, really, not funny, I had to shop at the Waaaalllll-maht yesterday for hair gel. I always smell the gel (I made a rhyme!) to make sure that I don’t get something that smells like old lady or hooker’s perfume. I opened the lid and gently squeezed the bottle to get the scent to waft to my eager nostrils. Unfortunately, a giant blob of gel shot up my nose! Ugg! I guess the experience wasn’t too bad, because I bought the product.

Hope you all are doing well, and hope to have new goodness for you soon!

 

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Lecture At Dallas Art Institute Next Week

Ok, saying that I am going to give a “lecture” is kinda a stretch. More like I am going to talk about my artwork, and answer questions while I twitch and forget who I am. Anyway, I found this while putting together my presentation and thought I would share it with you.

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New Ad Art Section for Your Viewing Pleasure

I added a new section of art, that shows what I do to make a livin!’ Just click on the “Ad Art” button on my navigation bar to view. I hope you like it more than sliced white bread and mayonaise!

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Regurgitated Cartoon Friday!

A friend of mine, that happens to be a good writer, commented that my Borg cartoon was confusing, so I revised it! Anyway, in the place of a brand new, shiny cartoon today, you get a refried, redone, reworked one. At least it’s free!

 

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The Borg Whisperer Is Here!

No more delays! No more pesky paying work to get in the way today! No more hand corns or that “not so fresh feeling,” slowin’ down my drawing-it is finished!

 

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