A Cartoon to Insult Your Sensitivies and Make Your Mother Scream

Ok, your Mom would probably like it. Unless she is a crackhead or hobo. Hobos definitely get riled up about this cartoon. I showed it to some local gentlemen in a box car on the other side of the tracks, and they threw their pork and beans at me, and chased me half way home! Hobos are fast!

Neurotico Punks Parenting

 

Thanksgiving Hoardfest

Happy Thanksgiving folks! Nothing gets me hungrier than an episode of hoarders featuring a house full of feces, spoiled food and rotting carcasses! Bon Appetit!

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The Sad Life of Crybaby Cartoon Hobo

The convention last Saturday was a fun experiment in human behavior. I sat down at the end of a freebie line with my sign and money dish, acting like a hobo. Most of the people in the line treated me like a real homeless person! They stared straight ahead, and wouldn’t look at me, for fear that I would talk to them, and possibly ask them for money. Weird! Don’t be afraid folks-it’s just cosplay!

Pathetic Hobo Crybaby

 

Stinko De Mayo is Here!

My wife buys aromatherapy stuff, but when the dog walks in, forget it! He is anti-aromatherapy! If something that smells like a dirty wig full of dried spit on top of roadkill wearing a hobo’s underwear is your cup of tea, then he might help you relax! All he does to me though, is make me come up with extreme ways to combat his stench…

Neurotico Stencho De Mayo Cartoon