Merry Neurotic Christmas!

Merry Christmas peeps! I hope that this post finds you all well, and ready for a great 2017.

Each year, I take a silly pop artist’s album cover and make a twisted version of it, with yours truly instead of of some semi-naked chick. I fell in love with the artwork from a Grimes album this year, and had to do a parody of it. I hope you all enjoy the sexiness! This is EXACTLY what I looked like last night, as I waited for Santa to bring me lots of Star Trek stuff…

 

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Why I Am Not Doing Beautiful Cartoons…

I have several cartoons I really want to draw, but first I must get some work that pays cash money, instead of Scooby Snacks! I am redoing my resume with wacky icons, so that maybe someone will actually read it, when I apply for on-line projects. Now when it is thrown in the trash, it will be tossed with style!

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Woo hoo! Free Neurotico Wallpaper (1280 x 1024) For You!

Be super cool by being one of the first to place this wallpaper on your computer! Sneak it on your coworker’s screens, and what them scratch their heads while trying to figure out what a “Neurotico” is. It is fun for the whole family and especially for Martian bed wetters!

Drag and drop to your desktop, and have your company computer geek show you how to install it. We here at Neurotico are not responsible for accidents related to wallpaper user’s supreme excitement over this free gift. This art is not meant to cure any disease or cause sudden weight loss.

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The Obsessive-Compulsive Shopping Guide Part 1

This is the first page of a two page comic. Stay tuned for the ending tomorrow…

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Home Office Benefits #1

I would like to say that I never look like the poor slob in this cartoon when I work at home, but that would be a lie! In the home office, bathings, toothbrushing, and deodorant are optional!Panel 103 Home Office Perks 1 Color_1