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It only took a year to do a new cartoon-hope you enjoy!

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I Am STILL a Big Poopie Head…

More of my horrible sins. How could God have unleashed such a horrible person on the world?

Somebody Stop Me…Before I Sin Again!

Can anyone forgive me for my terrible acts of horror?

We Interrupt this Program With a Zombie

My daughter and I were watercoloring this morning, and she wanted me to paint a non-scary zombie. For a quick sketch, this turned out pretty nice. I didn’t know that I could even paint like this! Yippee for me!

 

Crybaby has Lunch With Zombie Hag

This zombie was nice enough to have lunch with me. She kinda creeped me out when she said that she couldn’t figure out where to bite me though. Looks like that wearing a silly paper mache head confuses them to that they won’t take a chomp out of your flesh! Remember that when the zombie apocalypse comes. Forget about knives and guns-start tearing your newspapers, and mixing your flour paste for a goofy mask!

Regurgitated Cartoon Friday!

A friend of mine, that happens to be a good writer, commented that my Borg cartoon was confusing, so I revised it! Anyway, in the place of a brand new, shiny cartoon today, you get a refried, redone, reworked one. At least it’s free!

 

Do Not Try This at Home!

This is the reference that I am using to draw my next cartoon. If I ever REALLY talked down to my wife like this, her booted foot would be up my rear so fast that it would make my head spin!

The Orange Thing

I made all the type and glows orange on this version, and like it much better. The green slime type was too distracting, though, it did remind me of some diaper contents I have seen…

It came from your loins!

To all my child bearing peeps out there! Our baby had colic. What is YOUR baby horror story?

Halloween in Ghoulish Color!

Here is my fat self in festive Halloween colors…