Merry Neurotic Christmas!

Merry Christmas peeps! I hope that this post finds you all well, and ready for a great 2017.

Each year, I take a silly pop artist’s album cover and make a twisted version of it, with yours truly instead of of some semi-naked chick. I fell in love with the artwork from a Grimes album this year, and had to do a parody of it. I hope you all enjoy the sexiness! This is EXACTLY what I looked like last night, as I waited for Santa to bring me lots of Star Trek stuff…

 

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Fantastic Fart!

Lately, it seems the writing staff here at Neurotico can only write jokes about toots. Looks like I am going to have to put them back on a straight bread and water diet, and chain them to their desks again! Let them out in the sun for ten minutes a month, and they lose their focus…

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Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?

Dallas ComicCon is this Saturday. Do I want to go alone this year? Possibly get trampled by a flock of cosplay geeks? Get squished by the autograph seeking hoards? Get mauled by children in Darth Maul costumes? Get washed downstream in a Dallas flash flood? Get asphyxiated on a $20 hot dog? Get rolled by rival cartoon gangs? Ah, who am I kidding-of course I have to go!

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Lecture At Dallas Art Institute Next Week

Ok, saying that I am going to give a “lecture” is kinda a stretch. More like I am going to talk about my artwork, and answer questions while I twitch and forget who I am. Anyway, I found this while putting together my presentation and thought I would share it with you.

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MerryHappyNewYearPleaseVoteForMeMas

Why am I posting this old Santa Chuck I did, while I beg you to go to this webtoon contest to vote for my cartoons? Heck if I know, but I would appreciate your vote!

http://www.webtoons.com/challenge/episodeList?titleNo=523

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Junky, Cut-Rate, Subpar Work Cartoon

I have been so busy with work lately, that I have not been able to do any new cartoons! I feel guilty about luring poor souls to my blog, with the promise of new har har yucks, and not delivering! So here you go-a crappy, sloppy place holder for what should have been a finely crafted illustration!

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Old ‘n Busted

Ah, I remember those times like they were yesterday! Young, attractive women checking me out, and gay men with cross eyes(true story) trying to pick me up. Now I just sit in the corner while my wife throws rotten tomatoes, other produce and air filters at me. Sigh.

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