The copywriter we have chained in the basement couldn’t think of anything clever to say about this cartoon, so we knocked him down to one C-Ration today. That’ll learn him!

My first book, “Neurotico, Comics O’ Plenty, Volume One!” is available on Amazon! Free sample cartoons to see before you buy! https://www.amazon.com/Neurotico-Comics-Plenty-One/dp/B0FR1JVQWZ/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1E3HHJI7ZT2FZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hgfnxcZL2GcXEa2alolpnIPUivIpRKM8OLbW-tZ4733GjHj071QN20LucGBJIEps.RG9Bep6bTt4GbI8ew7Ss-p9ZyyYg9QpPM032II5cl3o&dib_tag=se&keywords=neurotico+comics&qid=1761065057&sprefix=neurotico+comics%2Caps%2C138&sr=8-1

The job market is so bad, that the artists we keep locked in our basement, don’t want to leave! Escape attempts are down a whopping thirty-five percent over the last six months! Employee satisfaction is up six points to top off at negative forty-two percent! At this rate, Neurotico should be able to crank out the cartoons!
