The Borg Whisperer Is Here!

No more delays! No more pesky paying work to get in the way today! No more hand corns or that “not so fresh feeling,” slowin’ down my drawing-it is finished!




Happy Constipation!

Who knew it was so hard to draw a constipated/passing gas face? They eyes either look too Asian, or the mouth too Joker-like, or the face too sad. I even modeled one after Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall mind probe face, and that didn’t work! Cartooning and character design are a lot harder than one would think sometimes!

I used myself as the model for most of these. If the NSA is spying on me through my imac camera, they probably think I am crazy!