Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?

Dallas ComicCon is this Saturday. Do I want to go alone this year? Possibly get trampled by a flock of cosplay geeks? Get squished by the autograph seeking hoards? Get mauled by children in Darth Maul costumes? Get washed downstream in a Dallas flash flood? Get asphyxiated on a $20 hot dog? Get rolled by rival cartoon gangs? Ah, who am I kidding-of course I have to go!

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Goin’ Dumpster Divin’!

We, here at Neurotico Inc., use only the finest materials in our products and costumes. And where do you find the best cardboard for masks and moving? In the dumpster! We sent our lazy intern, DeCarno, out to buy quality cardboard and art supplies, and he got the cardboard out of the dumpster behind the wine store on his booze run! We are thinking about cutting his pay. Wait, we don’t pay him anything…and for good reason!

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