Stinko De Mayo is Here!

My wife buys aromatherapy stuff, but when the dog walks in, forget it! He is anti-aromatherapy! If something that smells like a dirty wig full of dried spit on top of roadkill wearing a hobo’s underwear is your cup of tea, then he might help you relax! All he does to me though, is make me come up with extreme ways to combat his stench…

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Tachyon Laundry

I don’t know what other wives think about doing laundry, but my wife is obsessed with it! If all the laundry is done, she wanders around the house like a zombie, with no purpose. The rest of the family just tries to stay out of her way…