Star Trek 50th Anniversary Comic

Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway!  Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…

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Return of the Undead Comic

Here is another 25 year old comic that I unearthed. There are so many odd things happening in this image that I am not sure where to start! For one thing, why am I not using my real name? Second, why are there two cartoon characters I created when I was a kid trying to explain the joke? Third, would anyone but an old Okie understand the “so hungry that my stomach thinks my throats been cut” reference? Fourth, why does one of the scientists look like the songwriter from the band Yello? Fifth, who is the tiny guy up in the corner with the bow tie? So many questions-so little time!

 

 

Ghost Art of Christmases Past

While looking for trash cans I drew years ago, I found this lovely Christmas art from years ago. I think they embody the Christmas spirit, don’t you?

It’s the Season When a Young Man’s Fancy…

turns to sheer panic! November and December are terrible for freelance artists, since work dries up when everyone turns their attention to surviving their aunt’s 10 year old fruitcake, and fights over politics with family members. I would sell my sperm for cash, but no one wants middle aged sperm with kinked up tails that swim in circles. As it is, I survive the winter months on my fat reserves, iron will, and frenzied portfolio work. Here is one of the layouts I have created. Which do you like best?

You Wouldn’t Hit A Mutant With Glasses Would Ya?

I got a wild hair and decided to repair and update this art from nine years ago. Her eyes looked like Quasimodo’s and her breasts looked like someone had sprayed them with silly string. Hence the update! Do you like her better with glasses or without?

20 Year Old Painting

I started this 20 years ago, and I guess I should finish it. The thought of having to draw by hand, and paint with oil fills me with fear though!

Nursin’ Home Love

I can’t think of anything clever to say about this new cartoon. Nuthin.’ Nada. Zip! I have Friday afternoon brain freeze. Anyway, hope you like my latest mental flatulence-it was made with love!

Freaky Friggin’ Follicle Friday!

Ok, it is not Friday here, but it is Friday somewhere, right? I guess, maybe? Well anyway, I wanted to finish this and post it yesterday, and I would have if it wasn’t for those meddling kids(employers)! It goes out to all of the great folks that happen, by no fault of their own, to be follicle challenged!

 

Behold the Power of Middle Aged Man!

We at Neurotic Inc. are working like dogs in our office (old smelly basement in an abandoned building) to get you all a new 2 page comic! In the meantime enjoy the sexiness that is middle aged men!

 

Old ‘n Busted

Ah, I remember those times like they were yesterday! Young, attractive women checking me out, and gay men with cross eyes(true story) trying to pick me up. Now I just sit in the corner while my wife throws rotten tomatoes, other produce and air filters at me. Sigh.