Star Trek 50th Anniversary Comic

Ok, I lied, I didn’t do this for the 50 anniversary, but thought I would share it anyway!  Shout out to all of the poor redshirts out there in the Star Trek universe…neurotico_panel-29-redshirt-st_1

Return of the Undead Comic

Here is another 25 year old comic that I unearthed. There are so many odd things happening in this image that I am not sure where to start! For one thing, why am I not using my real name? Second, why are there two cartoon characters I created when I was a kid trying to explain the joke? Third, would anyone but an old Okie understand the “so hungry that my stomach thinks my throats been cut” reference? Fourth, why does one of the scientists look like the songwriter from the band Yello? Fifth, who is the tiny guy up in the corner with the bow tie? So many questions-so little time!

Event Horizon 1

 

 

It’s the Season When a Young Man’s Fancy…

turns to sheer panic! November and December are terrible for freelance artists, since work dries up when everyone turns their attention to surviving their aunt’s 10 year old fruitcake, and fights over politics with family members. I would sell my sperm for cash, but no one wants middle aged sperm with kinked up tails that swim in circles. As it is, I survive the winter months on my fat reserves, iron will, and frenzied portfolio work. Here is one of the layouts I have created. Which do you like best?

SCD-Retouch-Samsung-Device-13A SCD-Retouch-Samsung-Device-13B

You Wouldn’t Hit A Mutant With Glasses Would Ya?

I got a wild hair and decided to repair and update this art from nine years ago. Her eyes looked like Quasimodo’s and her breasts looked like someone had sprayed them with silly string. Hence the update! Do you like her better with glasses or without?

TAC-Agent-2