Flappy Bird’s Aunt Lana

Glad to finally be back with a new cartoon! Working on site for three weeks has delayed its completion. If anyone knows of a super-rich art patron that loves comics done by smelly, fat, middle aged men, let me know. All this work is putting a crimp in my comic creation!P 129 The Flying Squirrel

Why I Am Not Doing Beautiful Cartoons…

I have several cartoons I really want to draw, but first I must get some work that pays cash money, instead of Scooby Snacks! I am redoing my resume with wacky icons, so that maybe someone will actually read it, when I apply for on-line projects. Now when it is thrown in the trash, it will be tossed with style!

resume icons template 1

 

The Duke’s General Lee Gets a Yankee Makeover

The Duke boys just realized that they were offensive hayseeds, and asked for the help of a bunch of carpetbagging northerners to come up with a PC look for their beloved car. Take a look…

Dukes-of-Hazzard Car2 CHI Dukes-of-Hazzard Car2Commie Dukes-of-Hazzard CarUN

Please Pardon Me While My Brain Toots

After I posted the Spider-man cover yesterday, I realized that only the biggest comic geeks would understand where the base artwork for my parody came from. On the right below is the original comic cover from over one million years ago. I always thought it was funny that Spidy was telling the crook what his secret identity was! Also, the people on the roof look like they are dancing, so I had them do the YMCA letters. Please pardon me for making a parody of something that 99% of people have never seen! Confusius say, “Man who make cartoon about stuff no one understands, is hungry cartoonist!”

P-127 Amazing-Stupidity Parody

Not So Poor Man’s Animation

Adobe is coming out with a cool new program called Character Animator, and you can animate characters with your computer camera! Your character copies what you do and say! Down side is that my super spaz inner self will REALLY show up on my Crybaby character. Maybe that will be a good thing! Happy accident! Anyway, here are some mouths I have done for various sounds. Stay tuned for future stupidness!

Crybaby Animation Roughs 1

 

Crybaby’s Uncle Dwayne

is a nice guy until he gets behind the wheel! Than he needs serious anger management!

This cartoon is dedicated to my friend J.D. Bergner, that died a week ago of aplastic anemia. He, unlike Dwayne here, was a man of exceptional character-a good, kind man, that I am proud to have called a friend. We created a silly skit featuring Punk Pete and the Punkwheats in high school. I look forward to doing that silly dance again, in heaven, when we meet again…

Panel 126 Bastard On Board