The Double Chin that Launched 1000 Ships

Well, the double chin that jump started my diet! This uni-neck of mine is an abomination, and I just noticed it last night. I could hang withe the c-cup man breasts, award winning muffin top, but you can’t hid the uni-neck under a shirt! I am going to try to do the Atkins diet once again. Once more unto the breach my friends!