Crybaby Accosted by Gansta Rappers and other Rabblerousers!

ComicCon itself was rather uneventful this year. Outside the Con, on the streets was another story! Poor crybaby was first assaulted by a hellfire and brimstone lady preacher on a soapbox. He accepted a religious tract, and kept going, thinking he was in the clear. He could not have been more wrong! Half a block later, he was accosted by four gangster rap artists, that started cramming home burned music cd’s into his hands. He usually cries when listening to hip hop, but what the heck, the discs were free promo discs, right? No! They started demanding a twenty dollar “donation” for each disc. Things started to get ugly, but he managed to escape with only two discs, after paying ten bucks tribute money. Shaking and sweating, he managed to make it to his car and get in. Then some urban yoot in hundred dollar jeans, that looked like he had smoke a Texas sized crack rock, started making strange hand signals at him. He thought they meant, “give me some money for bus fare,” or something like that. Unfortunately, he kept signaling faster, and getting angrier. Crybaby did his best Starsky and Hutch imitation, and threw the car into reverse and narrowly escapes certain death! There are no pictures of the incidents, but luckily, Pepe Longstockings, world famous court reporter artist, was present and kindly did this drawing to illustrate the horrors of downtown Dallas…

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Welcome Bizarro Fans and Assorted Cool People!

You poor slobs have been directed from the number one cartoonist in the world’s website, to the smelly butt-crack of cyberspace-the Neurotico blog! Thank you all for coming, and be sure to visit all the links at the top of the page for comics and other oddities. The main thread has tons of stuff as well, and lots of photos of our boss wearing a stupid paper mache head, that no one here will say looks ridiculous! To his face, that is!

Best wishes to you all! We wish we could have each and every one of you’s baby!

 

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The Strange Case of Mr. Doofus and The Business Man


Saturday was a fun day, but a beating! Spent most of the day at Dallas Comiccon Fan Days in Irving, then drove into Dallas for a book signing. Only gallons of coffee and soft drinks kept my old carcass from having a fit of narcolepsy. In my caffeine induced stupor, I thought it would be fun to take selfies in public restrooms like teenage girls, strippers and hog farmers. I think I was actually more comfortable in the paper mache head, than the 15 year old suit pants. At least the cartoon outfit pants didn’t pinch my muffin top so much that I thought that I was going to pass out! And they were purposely high water pants…

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Neurotico T-shirts and stickers

I just finished addin’ some fancy products to the Neurotico store, and there are more items than you can shake a very small twig at! Give it a look, if you dare! Mwaaaa, ha, ha, ha!

http://www.zazzle.com/neurotico_comic

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Dancing With The Deadpools!

Forget “Dancing with the Stars!” Dancing with the Deadpools is were it is at! The producers of that show would be BEGGING me to join them after seeing the video this came from! Really! You think I am pulling your leg? It is dancing extraordinaire! Fred Astaire is turning over in his grave!

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Dr. Wh-Aiieeeeeeee! Crybaby Accosted By Angel Critter

There are two things that give me the creeps-clowns and creepy statues! And puppets, hobos, Jehovah’s Witnesses, dogs with rabies, snakes, bleeding Virgin Mary statues, and…wait, is that more than two things? Anyway, I digress! This Dr. Who character is at the top of the list. I think I pooped my pants!

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Freaky Friggin’ Follicle Friday!

Ok, it is not Friday here, but it is Friday somewhere, right? I guess, maybe? Well anyway, I wanted to finish this and post it yesterday, and I would have if it wasn’t for those meddling kids(employers)! It goes out to all of the great folks that happen, by no fault of their own, to be follicle challenged!

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First Comic Gallery Up

Finally-there are 25 comics in the comics section for your viewing pleasure and convenience! The original versions, with descriptions are still in the main blog thread if you wish to see more cartoons. I will be adding more to this section soon, so please check back!

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