Flappy Bird’s Aunt Lana

Glad to finally be back with a new cartoon! Working on site for three weeks has delayed its completion. If anyone knows of a super-rich art patron that loves comics done by smelly, fat, middle aged men, let me know. All this work is putting a crimp in my comic creation!P 129 The Flying Squirrel

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The Strange Case of Mr. Doofus and The Business Man


Saturday was a fun day, but a beating! Spent most of the day at Dallas Comiccon Fan Days in Irving, then drove into Dallas for a book signing. Only gallons of coffee and soft drinks kept my old carcass from having a fit of narcolepsy. In my caffeine induced stupor, I thought it would be fun to take selfies in public restrooms like teenage girls, strippers and hog farmers. I think I was actually more comfortable in the paper mache head, than the 15 year old suit pants. At least the cartoon outfit pants didn’t pinch my muffin top so much that I thought that I was going to pass out! And they were purposely high water pants…

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Old ‘n Busted

Ah, I remember those times like they were yesterday! Young, attractive women checking me out, and gay men with cross eyes(true story) trying to pick me up. Now I just sit in the corner while my wife throws rotten tomatoes, other produce and air filters at me. Sigh.

Neurotico Cartoon 115 Old N Busted

Have you ever wondered…

what you would have done in the past, during a horrible disaster? I have always wondered why the men on the Titanic just twiddled their thumbs and went down with the ship. I would have been tearing huge hunks of wood off the ship, to make a makeshift raft or something, rather than just standing on deck, listening to the violin player, as the ship sank down to Davy Jone’s Locker! Or I might have done this…

Panel 98 Me In History 1 Titanic