Glad to finally be back with a new cartoon! Working on site for three weeks has delayed its completion. If anyone knows of a super-rich art patron that loves comics done by smelly, fat, middle aged men, let me know. All this work is putting a crimp in my comic creation!
Saturday was a fun day, but a beating! Spent most of the day at Dallas Comiccon Fan Days in Irving, then drove into Dallas for a book signing. Only gallons of coffee and soft drinks kept my old carcass from having a fit of narcolepsy. In my caffeine induced stupor, I thought it would be fun to take selfies in public restrooms like teenage girls, strippers and hog farmers. I think I was actually more comfortable in the paper mache head, than the 15 year old suit pants. At least the cartoon outfit pants didn’t pinch my muffin top so much that I thought that I was going to pass out! And they were purposely high water pants…
We at Neurotic Inc. are working like dogs in our office (old smelly basement in an abandoned building) to get you all a new 2 page comic! In the meantime enjoy the sexiness that is middle aged men!
Ah, I remember those times like they were yesterday! Young, attractive women checking me out, and gay men with cross eyes(true story) trying to pick me up. Now I just sit in the corner while my wife throws rotten tomatoes, other produce and air filters at me. Sigh.
Here is the finished artwork for the pencil I posted yesterday. Am I sexier than Miley or what?
My apologies to Devo for twerkisizing their old song title! I am working on the artwork for my Christmas music compilation, that I make for myself each year, and this is the pencil. Don’t hate me because I am beautiful AND sexy!
what you would have done in the past, during a horrible disaster? I have always wondered why the men on the Titanic just twiddled their thumbs and went down with the ship. I would have been tearing huge hunks of wood off the ship, to make a makeshift raft or something, rather than just standing on deck, listening to the violin player, as the ship sank down to Davy Jone’s Locker! Or I might have done this…
Here is my fat self in festive Halloween colors…
and really weird! Greetings from Halloweens past…
I finally got a break from that horrible institution known as “work.” long enough to do another cartoon. Hope you like it!
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