Greetings All! I have finished a month working on-site on a top secret project. I was locked in a clean room with no cell phones or internet connection. I haven’t had time to work on cartoons, or even write any. In fact, the whole time I was voyaging to downtown Dallas on a daily basis, I didn’t think of a single funny idea. Downtown Dallas is not funny. Not one bit. Not a thing about it amusing. It took between 45 minutes and two hours to get to work each day. Once there, a primal battle for expensive parking spaces ensued. Then, at lunch time, I had to walk the gauntlet of hobos to get lunch. Never before has walking to get a tasteless Subway sandwich been so dangerous! The project and the people I worked with were the bright point of the last month. They were all great. Downtown Dallas, not so much.
Speaking of things that are really, really, not funny, I had to shop at the Waaaalllll-maht yesterday for hair gel. I always smell the gel (I made a rhyme!) to make sure that I don’t get something that smells like old lady or hooker’s perfume. I opened the lid and gently squeezed the bottle to get the scent to waft to my eager nostrils. Unfortunately, a giant blob of gel shot up my nose! Ugg! I guess the experience wasn’t too bad, because I bought the product.
Hope you all are doing well, and hope to have new goodness for you soon!
I know what you are probably thinking-when is the Neurotico crew going to stop making stuff to sell, and get back to drawing cartoons? Well, it costs a lot of money to buy ink and brushes, and, and… Wait-we don’t use ink or brushes here! We use computers, and they cost a bunch more than India ink! Anyway, comic goodness will resume soon. We pinky swear!
Hey Folks! Dan Piraro, creator of the world famous cartoon “Bizarro,” is selling these cool shirts! Please go scope them out and buy one for each member of your tribe. He said that if I posted this on my blog, that he would give me a gallon milk jug of crunched up egg shells, and who can pass up an offer like that?
Finally! A new cartoon. I was crazy busy with work for two months, now I am cowering in fear in my office, waiting for new work to come in, and working on cartoons in the meantime. The next one will have an elephant in lingerie. Stay “tooned” for that-har har!