I hope to see these here guys brethren, and, uh, sisteren at the ComicCon Saturday. You can never have too many geeks! That is what the drunk bozo in accounting is always saying at least, before he throws up in his shoe…
The lovely employees of Neurotico can’t afford any fancy smancy therapy, so they come up with stuff like this. I asked them to come up with a cartoon about the mean stuff husbands say to their wives, but they just downed a bottle of vodka, huffed some model glue and threw up. It is so hard to find good employees these days!
I thought that it would be funny to share the occasional toot joke or symphonic bowels tune or colon squeaker with my child. Unfortunately, I created a potty humor monster! The last straw was seeing this drawing she did at Church Sunday School. Parents, learn from my horrible mistakes, and don’t let an innocent, but stinky toot turn into a full scale incident at your house of worship!
I did a portrait of my famous cartoonist friend, and thought that I would share it with you. I Neuroticocized him! His name is Dan Piraro. If I name drop him on here enough, maybe his talent and famousness will rub off on me! Dan Piraro. Dan Piraro. Dan Piraro. Dan Piraro. Dan. Piraro. Dan. Dan. Piraro. Daniel Piraro. Daniel Tiberius Piraro. Dan the Man Piraro. D-D-D-D-Dan. Muh, muh, muh, my Piraro! Rats, its not working! Even singing his name is not helping! Sigh.
I got a wild hair and decided to repair and update this art from nine years ago. Her eyes looked like Quasimodo’s and her breasts looked like someone had sprayed them with silly string. Hence the update! Do you like her better with glasses or without?
You poor slobs have been directed from the number one cartoonist in the world’s website, to the smelly butt-crack of cyberspace-the Neurotico blog! Thank you all for coming, and be sure to visit all the links at the top of the page for comics and other oddities. The main thread has tons of stuff as well, and lots of photos of our boss wearing a stupid paper mache head, that no one here will say looks ridiculous! To his face, that is!
Best wishes to you all! We wish we could have each and every one of you’s baby!
I just broke out the hot glue, and dusted off my Neurotico costume for the free Dallas ComicCon Fan Appreciation Day convention this Saturday in Irving, Texas! After minor repairs on the paper mache head, and some Fabreze sprayed on my clothes, I am ready to go!