The Strange Case of Mr. Doofus and The Business Man

Saturday was a fun day, but a beating! Spent most of the day at Dallas Comiccon Fan Days in Irving, then drove into Dallas for a book signing. Only gallons of coffee and soft drinks kept my old carcass from having a fit of narcolepsy. In my caffeine induced stupor, I thought it would be fun to take selfies in public restrooms like teenage girls, strippers and hog farmers. I think I was actually more comfortable in the paper mache head, than the 15 year old suit pants. At least the cartoon outfit pants didn’t pinch my muffin top so much that I thought that I was going to pass out! And they were purposely high water pants…

Behold the Power of Middle Aged Man!

We at Neurotic Inc. are working like dogs in our office (old smelly basement in an abandoned building) to get you all a new 2 page comic! In the meantime enjoy the sexiness that is middle aged men!

 

Crybaby Meets Catwoman!

And gets the tar beat out of himself! Don’t EVER ask Catwoman to scratch your back…

 

Old ‘n Busted

Ah, I remember those times like they were yesterday! Young, attractive women checking me out, and gay men with cross eyes(true story) trying to pick me up. Now I just sit in the corner while my wife throws rotten tomatoes, other produce and air filters at me. Sigh.

Home Office Benefits #1

I would like to say that I never look like the poor slob in this cartoon when I work at home, but that would be a lie! In the home office, bathings, toothbrushing, and deodorant are optional!

Keepin’ It Classy!

Here is the finished artwork for the pencil I posted yesterday. Am I sexier than Miley or what?

 

Twerkin’ Back and Forth

My apologies to Devo for twerkisizing their old song title! I am working on the artwork for my Christmas music compilation, that I make for myself each year, and this is the pencil. Don’t hate me because I am beautiful AND sexy!

Beverly Hills Locusts in Psycho-Round Color!

I am in the process of adding color to the first 100 cartoons I have done. This is color scheme 1 from the style guide I am making for myself.

Beverly Hills Locusts

They are here, and they are hungry for change!

Have you ever wondered…

what you would have done in the past, during a horrible disaster? I have always wondered why the men on the Titanic just twiddled their thumbs and went down with the ship. I would have been tearing huge hunks of wood off the ship, to make a makeshift raft or something, rather than just standing on deck, listening to the violin player, as the ship sank down to Davy Jone’s Locker! Or I might have done this…