Saturday was a fun day, but a beating! Spent most of the day at Dallas Comiccon Fan Days in Irving, then drove into Dallas for a book signing. Only gallons of coffee and soft drinks kept my old carcass from having a fit of narcolepsy. In my caffeine induced stupor, I thought it would be fun to take selfies in public restrooms like teenage girls, strippers and hog farmers. I think I was actually more comfortable in the paper mache head, than the 15 year old suit pants. At least the cartoon outfit pants didn’t pinch my muffin top so much that I thought that I was going to pass out! And they were purposely high water pants…
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Behold the Power of Middle Aged Man!
Crybaby Meets Catwoman!
Old ‘n Busted
Home Office Benefits #1
Keepin’ It Classy!
Twerkin’ Back and Forth
Beverly Hills Locusts in Psycho-Round Color!
Beverly Hills Locusts
Have you ever wondered…
what you would have done in the past, during a horrible disaster? I have always wondered why the men on the Titanic just twiddled their thumbs and went down with the ship. I would have been tearing huge hunks of wood off the ship, to make a makeshift raft or something, rather than just standing on deck, listening to the violin player, as the ship sank down to Davy Jone’s Locker! Or I might have done this…