More of my horrible sins. How could God have unleashed such a horrible person on the world?
I Am STILL a Big Poopie Head…
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Tag Archives: daddy
Guest Cartoonist Emma’s Freak Baby
Forget about that chump Billy at the Family Circus-Emma is the best guest cartoonist in cartoonland, er, cartoonville, uh, on cartoon island, or whatever the world of cartoons is called!
Guest Cartoonist Emma Part 2-Fire!
Emma thinks it is funny to show me cowering in fear as the living room television is on fire! She forgot to draw my face, but got my grey hair standing up straight, and my grey Duck Dynasty goatee right!
Don’t play with matches near your TV kids!
Behold the Power of Middle Aged Man!
We at Neurotic Inc. are working like dogs in our office (old smelly basement in an abandoned building) to get you all a new 2 page comic! In the meantime enjoy the sexiness that is middle aged men!
Guest Cartoonist Emma
In the tradition of Billy doing cartoons in The Family Circus, my daughter is guest cartoonist today. I don’t remember Billy being this mean to his Daddy though…
Do Not Try This at Home!
This is the reference that I am using to draw my next cartoon. If I ever REALLY talked down to my wife like this, her booted foot would be up my rear so fast that it would make my head spin!
Gettin’ Pumped Up
to do more cartoons! Each day, I start out singing the Neurotico Corporate Anthem in my clown suit, followed by a session of extreme calisthenics and donut eating. What do you do to get motivated each day?
The Orange Thing
I made all the type and glows orange on this version, and like it much better. The green slime type was too distracting, though, it did remind me of some diaper contents I have seen…
Tachyon Laundry
I don’t know what other wives think about doing laundry, but my wife is obsessed with it! If all the laundry is done, she wanders around the house like a zombie, with no purpose. The rest of the family just tries to stay out of her way…
I am a doughboy once again…
I finally got a break from that horrible institution known as “work.” long enough to do another cartoon. Hope you like it!
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