Please Pardon Me While My Brain Toots

After I posted the Spider-man cover yesterday, I realized that only the biggest comic geeks would understand where the base artwork for my parody came from. On the right below is the original comic cover from over one million years ago. I always thought it was funny that Spidy was telling the crook what his secret identity was! Also, the people on the roof look like they are dancing, so I had them do the YMCA letters. Please pardon me for making a parody of something that 99% of people have never seen! Confusius say, “Man who make cartoon about stuff no one understands, is hungry cartoonist!”

P-127 Amazing-Stupidity Parody

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Crybaby Accosted by Gansta Rappers and other Rabblerousers!

ComicCon itself was rather uneventful this year. Outside the Con, on the streets was another story! Poor crybaby was first assaulted by a hellfire and brimstone lady preacher on a soapbox. He accepted a religious tract, and kept going, thinking he was in the clear. He could not have been more wrong! Half a block later, he was accosted by four gangster rap artists, that started cramming home burned music cd’s into his hands. He usually cries when listening to hip hop, but what the heck, the discs were free promo discs, right? No! They started demanding a twenty dollar “donation” for each disc. Things started to get ugly, but he managed to escape with only two discs, after paying ten bucks tribute money. Shaking and sweating, he managed to make it to his car and get in. Then some urban yoot in hundred dollar jeans, that looked like he had smoke a Texas sized crack rock, started making strange hand signals at him. He thought they meant, “give me some money for bus fare,” or something like that. Unfortunately, he kept signaling faster, and getting angrier. Crybaby did his best Starsky and Hutch imitation, and threw the car into reverse and narrowly escapes certain death! There are no pictures of the incidents, but luckily, Pepe Longstockings, world famous court reporter artist, was present and kindly did this drawing to illustrate the horrors of downtown Dallas…

Rap Attack Court Rendering

 

Equal Opportunity Slander

The team of writers and artists that I have chained to desks in a hole in my basement, don’t just make fun of the left! Oh no! They make fun of the right as well, for only a crust of bread, a sip of water, and a little lotion in the basket daily!Steven Craig Neurotico Panel 39 Tithe Shockers