Junky, Cut-Rate, Subpar Work Cartoon

I have been so busy with work lately, that I have not been able to do any new cartoons! I feel guilty about luring poor souls to my blog, with the promise of new har har yucks, and not delivering! So here you go-a crappy, sloppy place holder for what should have been a finely crafted illustration!

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Another Fancy T-Shirt Design

When our intern DeCarno is not in his cups, he can do pretty good work! Don’t tell him that though, because he may demand that we start paying him!

http://www.zazzle.com/neurotico_crybaby_cartoon_logo_red_t_shirt-235530617449632263

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The Whole Obsessive-Compulsive Shopping Guide

I just realized that anyone visiting the blog would see the second part of my cartoon before the first. Duh! This sort of mismanagement and poor planning is to be expected by the purveyor of a comic called Neurotico. We have a hard time getting our shoes on the right feet in the morning, and our shirts on right. Let me tell you, our intern DeCarno came in once with his pants on backwards. He blamed it on his drinking problem, but we know better… we are a ship of fools!

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Tachyon Laundry

I don’t know what other wives think about doing laundry, but my wife is obsessed with it! If all the laundry is done, she wanders around the house like a zombie, with no purpose. The rest of the family just tries to stay out of her way…Neurotico Panel 93 Tachyon Laundry

Equal Opportunity Slander

The team of writers and artists that I have chained to desks in a hole in my basement, don’t just make fun of the left! Oh no! They make fun of the right as well, for only a crust of bread, a sip of water, and a little lotion in the basket daily!Steven Craig Neurotico Panel 39 Tithe Shockers

Just an X-mas, er, uh, “Holiday” Cartoon

Happy there is no deity, and he sure didn’t have a son season everyone! I never understood why atheists complained about Christmas, since they get time off like the rest of us, but I digress…Neurotico Panel 72 21rst Century Scrooge