Do I REALLY Want to Do My Website From Scratch?

I am caught in a dilemma. I want to show more of my advertising art on my old website. Unfortunately, it was done in Dreamweaver by my art friend Rich. I do not own Dreamweaver, or know how to use it to update that site. My option is to rebuild it from scratch with Freeway Express and upload to my provider, or do it with Squarespace and pay $96 for next year. Sigh.

Have you been to my old site? It is here….




Junky, Cut-Rate, Subpar Work Cartoon

I have been so busy with work lately, that I have not been able to do any new cartoons! I feel guilty about luring poor souls to my blog, with the promise of new har har yucks, and not delivering! So here you go-a crappy, sloppy place holder for what should have been a finely crafted illustration!


Woo hoo! Free Neurotico Wallpaper (1280 x 1024) For You!

Be super cool by being one of the first to place this wallpaper on your computer! Sneak it on your coworker’s screens, and what them scratch their heads while trying to figure out what a “Neurotico” is. It is fun for the whole family and especially for Martian bed wetters!

Drag and drop to your desktop, and have your company computer geek show you how to install it. We here at Neurotico are not responsible for accidents related to wallpaper user’s supreme excitement over this free gift. This art is not meant to cure any disease or cause sudden weight loss.


Fans Ripped My Flesh!

I’m baaaaaaack! And about time too! I can’t remember when I started this cartoon. Had vacation, and lots of enjoyable work to do, so I was delayed from crafting silliness for the masses. You 10 or 15 people following me are the masses! Rise up against your evil overlords and…and… sorry, I forgot to take my meds. I will be better in a bit…Panel 90 Fans Ripped My Flesh

Sex, Sex, Sex! We need more sex everywhere!

This cartoon was inspired by a Burger King ad, that had a girl that looked like a blow up doll getting ready to eat a 6 inch sandwich. It was soooooooo sexy!Image