The lovely employees of Neurotico can’t afford any fancy smancy therapy, so they come up with stuff like this. I asked them to come up with a cartoon about the mean stuff husbands say to their wives, but they just downed a bottle of vodka, huffed some model glue and threw up. It is so hard to find good employees these days!
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Don’t worry, both sides have issues. 🙂
BTW, we’re equals.
Call us when you get over that hangover, and for the sake of your mental health, get help for that glue sniffing. Try chewing some gum until marijuana is legalized.
Yes, men tend to be smelly, musty creatures who prefer to live in filth! The irony is that women were blessed with better noses than men, and they have to live with our stinkiness. Also, the Neurotico compound is empty today-the lushes are taking a road trip to Colorado to buy some special brownie mix. I don’t know what they are talking about…